Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in mr_fuck_you's LiveJournal:

Saturday, February 25th, 2006
4:33 pm	Things I hate lately: I hate these fucking people who wear the most rediculous crap on the planet and tell me its COMFORTABLE. I love when you come across these trend hopping douche bags and you ask them " so why do you wear that, they struggle for an answer, and then cop out with ITS COMFORTABLE". Ok its comfortable, thats an acceptable answer please tell me how pants down past your ass are comfortable? How are thongs comfortable? Nothing says relaxing lazy day like sequin lace up my ass. Girl pants? how can wearing jeans designed for people with penises be comfortable? then theres the people who wear skirts in the winter, oh well you see I like them YOUR LEGS ARE PURPLE YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!! How can wearing skirts in the winter be comfortable. I wouldnt mind these fucking people so much if they could just admit they are trying to fit in, but no they try and trick me into believeing that losing my legs to frostbite, and my penis to implosion is fucking comfortable. FUCK YOU!! Then theres these fucking people who everyday send you these fucking quizes about themselves where they answer 500 of the pointless fucking questions that I supposedly give a shit about. These people send me these fucking quizes about their sex life, their favourite food, do they prefer coke to pepsi, would you like a slow and painful, or quick and easy death at the hands of Jordan? Christ, why do people fill these out? If I dont already know the answer to those questions chances are I dont fucking care, even if I know you, chances are I could give two shits if you prefer dogs to cats, or what you look for in partner, chances are if she isnt a 500 pound pale shut in she isnt going to come across your fucking quiz because shes going to have better things to do. FUCK YOU. Then theres the people with the fucking forwards, SEND THIS IN TEN MINUTES OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU! WRONG ASSHOLE!!! In ten minutes Ill be at your house with a fucking bat for being such a stupid fucking tool and sending me these bullshit things. There should be a law against these things. If you forward one of these pointless things your computer sprouts arms and starts punching you in the throat. Lastly, people always ask me JORDAN WHY DONT YOU LIKE HOCKEY? The answer is simple my friends I dont participate or like any sport that requires me to wear a cup. I played soccer, we didnt need cups, know why? Because the likelyhood of getting hit in the crotch in soccer is a million to one, know why they give you jockstraps in hockey? because you have about a 1 in 10 chance of getting sacked. If I was signing up for hockey and got my first cup Id ask them why I had to wear it and the second they told me it was because I could get hit with a 90 Mile an hour chunk of frozen rubber Id quit right then and there, fuck that, any sport where you can get hit in the crotch with speedy frozen rubber, sticks or have it cut by a skate isnt worth playing or supporting. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 1st, 2006
9:42 pm	Right so last night was new years eve, and though I had a decent time I have realized I really hate the following things. I fucking hate social smokers. I hate fucking people who decide it would be cool if they started fucking chain smoking for a night, and thus make everything stink like a fucking ashtray. I had thought that the people who smoke all the time would be the ones smoking, so I wouldnt have to worry too much about it, but no we had to have a fucking cancer convention or something. All my friends started smoking, and it wasnt one cigarette they had to smoke like a fucking pack an hour, and smoke all these fine colts like a bunch of wannabe sophisticated assclowns, and bitch about how people should WATCH OUT FOR MY SMOKES!!! Fuck you, you pollute my air, blow this shit in my face, fuck your cigarettes!! Now I know some of you are thinking OH WELL JORDAN AT LEAST THEY DONT SMOKE ALL THE TIME!! Yes very true, that is one aspect I am thankful for, but the point is people who smoke at parties are just assholes who try and feel cool, or leech off other people, WELL I ONLY SMOKE AT PARTIES, yeah and I only smoke crack on weekends, fuck you. Anyone who smokes to me is a moron, I dont understand how you can smoke, and I never will, then again i stick by my previous point that you could make every hundreth cigarette pure cyanide and people would still smoke. Next on the docite is you fucking cunts with gfs or bfs that feel the need to dry hump eachother brains out in a room of people. I would rather hang out with someone once a week, then hang out with them all the time only to see them make out and orally molest eachother, FUCK YOU!! You mean to tell me that your a couple, you can hang out whenever but you decide to have your friends there when you cant keep your fucking hands off eachother? hang out alone, fuck the shit out of eachother, hang out with your friends, and stay the fuck away from eachother. Know why I hate couples because for some reason a guy cannot hang out without his gf ( I only use the guy example beacause I rarely hang out with girls with bfs). everytime I go HEY LETS HANG OUT MAN!!! Alright dude me and my gf will be there for sure, god dammit, do you two not have seperate fucking lives? How shitty and deprieved is your social life that you HAVE to hang out with eachother all the time.I just wanna hang out with one of you, not both, and then if you both come, your both just stand with eachother the whole time, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!! For christ sake talk to your friends, let her talk to her friends, your world will not come down crashing if you spend some time apart, cut the cord, get a life, stop making me wanna throw up, if I wanted to see people make out, Id subscribe to voyeur porn site, and see hot college girls go at it? ok greatt Moving along I was reading the paper one day and there was this article about coffee shops, and the drinks, and some cunt was talking about some of his specialty drinks, one of which caught my attention was something like a Mocha cafe latte or some shit. Basically its a double tall coffee which means the cups nearly a fucking foot tall, its full of coffee, sugar, espresso shots, and cream, when you fucking order this at a coffee shop the cashier should give you a fucking pamphlet and tell you that you need some fucking help. Anyone who needs that much caffine and energy needs to see a fucking specialits, becuase you have a fuckin problem. I drink coffee in the morning and late night if Im outside and its cold, if you go to a coffee shop and need that much fucking caffine to get you going, you might as well buy a syringe and inject espresso like its fucking heroin. (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 26th, 2005
10:31 pm	what do I hate today: I hate people who come on these god damn ljs and bitch about how bad, or upset, or depressed they are on christmas. Why the fuck is this? OH WELL ITS THE ONE DAY WHERE EVERYONE SHOULD BE HAPPY, AND NOT FEEL BAD!!! Yes it is also the day you should fuck the hell off from bitching on a god damn journal!!! SHUT UP!!!! People that do these are the equivelant of people who come to your birthday party and go....well.....my dog died, Im just not in a good mood etc etc FUCK OFF!! These people need to stop dragging everyone down with them, stop seeking my god damn attention, I dont care, your christmas present for yourself this year is to buy yourself some mind altering drugs, so you can get a pink hippo for an imaginary friend, bitch at it, and leave me the fuck alone, ok? Greeeeeeeeeeeeat. Then theres these god damn commercials for christmas gifts, one of them is this MINI POP KIDS cd or some shit. Get this, this is a great fuckin toy, some guy must have been fucked out of his mind on smack when he came up with this idea....take all the top hits of the time....and get little fucking kids to sing them. People blame suicide on people, culture, peers, fuck no, they got this cd for christmas and decided theyd rather jump off a god damn bridge before they had to hear some 9 year old pre pubescent douche bag sing another fucking Sean Paul song, WHAT!THE!FUCK! Let me fill these morons in marketing in, if I wanted to get little kids to rape my eardrums with their inane voices, id get my brother drunk and make him do Kareokee, plus side: he eventually passes out and stops singing, these kids just keep going. This isnt a gift its every parents nightmare of a school pagent rolled up into a convenient 29.95 plus shipping and handling pile of crap, this music only good for two things: getting people to kill them selves, or kill other people. Lastly I have JORDAN'S COMMENT SENSE LESSON OF THE DAY: My common sense lesson for today is, DONT GET BACK WITH PEOPLE WHO CHEATED ON YOU. I hate fucking stupid people, you know I try to help people, I try to give people my advise in the hopes that they will grow and learn from the experience but more and more I find that there are just some fucking people who deserve to be drowned at birth. One example of these people are people who are too fucking stupid to NOT get back together with an EX who cheated on them. What the fuck is the logic behind this decision OH THEYVE CHANGED....NO! NO THEY HAVENT ASSHOLE!! Your just too fucking stupid to realize it, its called being taken advantage of. Chances are if a person cheats on you, THEYLL DO IT AGAIN, WHY? Because theres obviously something in that relationship that is fucked up. Chances are even if you work on them it will never be the same again, that or the person will just do it again because they are taking advantage of you. The thing that gets me is the people who go WELL IM NOT GOING TO GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED. Honest to god if I could get one free murder in my lifetime, itd be the first person to say that to me. Someone explain the point of an emotionless relationship....thats like me smoking crack to get healthy, it doesnt make sense and is a waste of time, basically your just restricted fuck buddies. OH YEAH, WELL HAVE SEX.... ok seriously Im pretty sure if I told you,you had cancer youd go, NO IM A VIRGO!! God dammit how do you get this stupid? Fuck trying to find a cure for the cold, and AIDS and that shit figure out how you can possibly get this fucking stupid. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
5:20 pm	Rant#1: I hate cancer junkies,and cows Jordan why do you hate everyone? Because people suck But your a person toO!! Im a god you dumb shit, shut the fuck up and make me a shrine before I pistol whip you!! Its ranting time, its ranting time. Why the fuck is it that I cannot seem to go a day without some lame ass " hackin a bud" assclown asking me if I have a spare cigarette? Why the fuck do these people feel the need to ask random people if they want to spare their paid for cigarettes to some random person begging for nicotine? Listen asshole even if I did smoke, I wouldnt give it to you, why? BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU!! "Common dude its just a cigarette", yeah if I cant use the line " its just a blowjob" you cant use the line " its just a cigarette", fuck you! Its like these people are god damn cancer junkies begging me for a fucking fix. "Common man I really need one, Im stressed out", maybe you should have thought of that before you got into smoking when every god damn person has told you ITS ADDICTIVE AS FUCK!!! This is whats called natural punishment, its what happens to stupid people with no fucking common sense, thats why skateboarders break their jaw, people who pet the lions at the zoo lose an arm, and kids who throw snowballs at cars get run over, its called karma asshole. I also hate the smokers who fucking blow cigarette smoke in my face. DUDE ITS JUST SMOKE CHILL!! Alright, next person that blows smoke my way, is getting a fucking handful of Anthrax to the face, DUDE ITS JUST ANTHRAX, RELAX, TAKE A LOAD OFF! Dont get me wrong I have friends who smoke, you smoke I dont care, your life, just annoying cuntrags need to stop asking me for extra cigarettes, rob a store, grow your own, just stop being lazy, and get fuckin motivated. I also hate cows.I am pro-Bovine genocide all the way. Why is it whenever PETA or any other animal rights person bitches at how horrible I am, they use pictures of cows to make me feel sad, Im not sad, Im angry, why? Because that cows not fucking dead. Why is it people cannot realize that cows serve no purpose, all they do is graze, shit, and take up space, fuck cows. You know what you wanna save other animals? Fine, Im with ya, you just need to start killing cows. Shoot em, gas em, stab em,run them down with a cement truck I dont give a fuck just kill them. From all the vegan, and vegetarian sites/movements/organizations I have seen, the basic sentiment seems to be on animal rights, but also shows that if everyone took on a vegetarian diet there would be more fresh water, more grain, and more forests. Allow me to give you some points here: Ammount of water used up by a dead cow: 0 Ammount of food consumed by a dead cow: 0 Ammount of space taken up by a dead cow: 0 ( after we burn them all in a giant bonfire) Leather will be in high demmand, thus helping the ecnonomy. No more of those annoying fucking milk carton commericals where the carton moos. No more mad cow Save the earth,save you're community, save you're sanity, kill a cow. (15 Comments |Comment on this)
5:19 pm	Right so I have created this thing so I have a place to put all my rants. My name is Jordan and I pretty much hate everything, and everyone, mainly because common sense seems to be a gift more then a god damn basic instinct nowadays. Enjoy, and get fucked. (2 Comments |Comment on this)